Dogs, Creepy, Creepypasta, Cats and Animals: Creepy backyard

Creepy backyard

By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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The disrespect

By Anonymous - 20/07/2021 11:01

Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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By holyshitsnacks - 18/03/2014 22:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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gabbielove 0

Monday 9 August 2010 9:17

How many pets did you have?! That's a lot!

chippa 24

Monday 9 August 2010 9:21

...Exactly how many pets did you have (and kill)? o.O

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SarevokRob 1

Monday 9 August 2010 21:04

will he cry if he sees them?

britttttaney 0

Monday 9 August 2010 21:46

Maybe you shouldn't have a dog...

Fishfanatic 7

Monday 9 August 2010 22:39

Post them to me, I make jewellery out of animal bones ( seriously I do ) .

BubbaCatLove 0

Monday 9 August 2010 22:42

YDI for not digging deep enough. That has never happened to anyone I know. You must be one hell of an idiot, OP.

torirules 0

Monday 9 August 2010 22:59

ooohhhhh..,, pet cemetary really does exist!! PS sleep with one eye open...always

cattack 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 3:02

You bury them all on the same spot?

find_antithesis 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 4:08

Eugh D:

amarie27 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 4:29

Wth? Do you have sand in your backyard or something?

lolylol_fml 5

Tuesday 10 August 2010 4:42

ewwww that's definitely fml

1frostedcupcake 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 5:38

a little advice, stay away from the animals, hahah

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Today, our cat wrote me a story: "This is where I caught a mouse. This is where I ate the mouse. This is where I puked the mouse." Unfortunately, she wrote it as a graphic novel on the carpet. FML

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Creepy backyard

Same thing different taste

The disrespect

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