Animals, Dogs, Gross and Funerals: The disrespect

The disrespect

By Anonymous - 20/07/2021 11:01

Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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Creepy backyard

By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML

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By nrelavender - 26/05/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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Wakey wakey

By Tanya - 30/05/2019 11:26

Today, I found shit smeared into the carpet and I wasn’t sure who to blame, the dog, the newborn baby or the 60-year-old alcoholic mother-in-law whose husband had finally thrown her out. I did eventually find her passed out drunk in my flower bed with shit all down her legs though. FML

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Can't get any lower

By McNuggetsMcQueen - 30/11/2023 18:00 - United States - Lake Wales

Today, I attended my mom's funeral, who was the only person who ever truly supported me. During the funeral, the cemetery representative told me he was sure the hole was dug to specification, while at the same moment the casket got caught on the ground and tipped, dropping her 6ft down. FML

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By Dogmom - 18/12/2018 17:30

Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 20 July 2021 16:11

I'm sorry for your loss. But I also have to wonder what your late mother did to that dog. I have a list of ******* whose graves I plan to poop on. Doesn't everyone?

xxlk4xx 6

Tuesday 20 July 2021 15:45

some people just shouldn't have dogs 🤦‍♀️ also I'm so sorry for your loss and that you had to find such an awful thing on your moms grave

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xxlk4xx 6

Tuesday 20 July 2021 15:45

some people just shouldn't have dogs 🤦‍♀️ also I'm so sorry for your loss and that you had to find such an awful thing on your moms grave

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 20 July 2021 16:11

I'm sorry for your loss. But I also have to wonder what your late mother did to that dog. I have a list of ******* whose graves I plan to poop on. Doesn't everyone?

cuz803 44

Tuesday 20 July 2021 18:02

It's about time I've seen you comment. Where have you been, sir?! Your disappearance caused mass turmoil. Hell someone once said I was impersonating you in the comment section. There's some explaining to do!

Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 20 July 2021 18:49

Richard, stop pretending to be two different people. We’re on to you! 🤣🤣

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 20 July 2021 18:49

Aw, I'm touched that you are concerned. I took a little break and I never heard from anyone, so I thought no one cared. Even before my break, I noticed very little response to my comments. I liked when people would improvise off of them -- that sometimes started a hilarious chain of replies. Where was this huge turmoil? I must have missed it.