Dogs, Creepy, Creepypasta, Cats and Animals: Creepy backyard

Creepy backyard

By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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The disrespect

By Anonymous - 20/07/2021 11:01

Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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By holyshitsnacks - 18/03/2014 22:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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gabbielove 0

Monday 9 August 2010 9:17

How many pets did you have?! That's a lot!

chippa 24

Monday 9 August 2010 9:21

...Exactly how many pets did you have (and kill)? o.O

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Wednesday 18 August 2010 19:33

Maybe the dog wanted to get rid of them he found out they arent his puppies, they are from another dog lover.

MyKillz 0

Friday 27 August 2010 11:09

Dinner?

sarah_cheverie 0

Friday 10 September 2010 7:42

Must have been a lot of child hood pets you probably forgot to feed.

ranger159 6

Monday 4 April 2011 3:46

Before your DOG sees the OP? Do you really think your dog cares?

WadeWilson_fml 6

Tuesday 11 October 2011 19:08

Dogs tend to chew on bones you dumbfuk!

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Friday 8 April 2011 7:23

Bird bird bird b b bird is the word, oh I'm sorry is this offensive to u?

TheDarkCynder 2

Monday 16 May 2011 23:44

some pets don't live very long. Lifespan.

bagleface 6

Wednesday 11 January 2012 12:23

YDI for having so many dead pets

coolgirl44 3

Sunday 22 January 2012 4:57

Ew, next time I would bury ur pets on the edge or ur yard or something

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 6 August 2012 7:31

I'm so sorry, that must have been tough to see.

Asisi23 1

Sunday 20 October 2013 1:52

its so weird how spot on that is to my personal experience!

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Creepy backyard

Same thing different taste

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