Close encounters

By blarp - 17/10/2011 04:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML
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Ikushka 3

No man and you aren't supposed to be asking me either

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Adman567 9

Yes sir, your penis IS supposed to look like a furry red imflamed behive, sooo glad u asked me! :)

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ry_ry7 4

And it IS supposed to be super painful when you relieve yourself. That's pretty disgusting...

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auzzrage 1

is it really meant to be like that? I hope so, now I know I'm not alone

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ChantelRenaeee 0

Then you sucked it and said, now it looks perfect. ;) Aww gays are cute.

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Sonic_boomerang 5

That's just dumb.

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Adman567 9

Im with 21 on that one

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NoNotTheFace 8

Is that what you would do to get things heated up? Suck on an infected penis? Mission Herpes Dick 2 Mouth: Accomplished.

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mrahhhhh 21

Why am I not surprised that a 13 year old posted that?

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Bofferding_fml 6

And thats why you dont try to stick your dick in a bee nest. Might look like a nice tight hole, but it ain't!

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rmeyer6 0

know from experience?

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auzzrage 1

16 has obviously never tried it, it's quite enjoyable

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noel_ani 0

I feel like he has lived with his penis long enough to know it shouldn't look like that....

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itsalanis 25

its best to use a can of crisco and a shot glass, not a beehive. my goodness, hope you told that guy to go get that checked out asap.

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NoNotTheFace 8

You could've put it delicately and said "Urm no sir. I reckon you get that checked out" Or you could've been like... GET THAT MUTILATED ****** AWAY FROM ME. Both send the same message.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Your name goes so well with your commet

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mrahhhhh 21

I would have told him, "No. It's also supposed to be purplish."

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auzzrage 1

Sir, there is seriously something wrong! you are missing the green and orange tinge in your penis.

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HomeAl0ne 20

And the smelly white discharge. Or is that just me?

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