Close encounters

By blarp - 17/10/2011 04:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML
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Ikushka 3

No man and you aren't supposed to be asking me either

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khat31 2

Thats New Jersey for ya

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badactor009 0

Suggested response "you are not showing me your junk, are you"?

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gruvychild 17

You're not gay for looking at it, are you?

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Okayitwasme 0

Yikes, I guess thats why the queen won't use public bathrooms

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lauryn_lovely 12

it might just be time to see the doctor.. just maybe..

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terranman 4

"no sir that's how herpes are supposed to look"

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JinxosGirl87 0

Maybe he just got back from having a sex change and all the Drs could find was a mangled up honey comb

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hateevryone 14

thats just nasty. should have told his ass off.

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anjtrg_1112 23

Yes, it is perfectly normal for your penis to look like it just came out of a beehive, be sure to hit me up if you need any more medical info :D

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