Gun control, Scary and Miscellaneous: Cliché for real

Cliché for real

By fuckinghicks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML

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You deserved it 17 700

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Suspect

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

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You deserved it 2 848

WHO ARE YOU?

By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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You deserved it 2 890

Which side are you on?

By thefuckman - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 941

You deserved it 1 689

Rewind time

By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 664

You deserved it 9 980

It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 425

You deserved it 4 474

Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 601

You deserved it 3 766

By thank u usa - 13/12/2013 22:20 - Germany

Today, I came across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him. I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out. He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" and informed me that my country is a shithole. FML

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You deserved it 3 563

By stressedartist - 09/09/2016 12:43 - United States

Today, I ran over Oprah. FML

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You deserved it 70

By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

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You deserved it 4 226

By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 240

You deserved it 1 253

Sinamoi 18

Monday 31 December 2012 3:19

Ol' Man Jenkins is not pleased with all these whippersnappers on his lawn.

BigMatt803 18

Monday 31 December 2012 3:18

you don't deserve a gun being pointed at you but you shouldn't run on someone's private property either

Comments

MrsAlexander83 10

Monday 31 December 2012 4:12

Yeah...hicks probably don't jog. Lol

stormchaser24 24

Monday 31 December 2012 4:14

Well, if your where trespassing YDI kind of. I live near a High school and the kids come on my property and steal my stuff/break stuff/and smoke pot sometimes.

RoboCunnilingus 23

Monday 31 December 2012 4:18

Be careful, op. Fuzzy Lumpkins can be a bit grumpy.

bugmenotmofo 34

Monday 31 December 2012 4:37

Aren't there marked boundaries or something like that? I mean if that's private property there's bound to be a fence, or a sign or a something like that. Unless you jump over every fence while jogging, of course.

superrocket19 17

Monday 31 December 2012 4:39

That's just stupid

Kalipczo 21

Monday 31 December 2012 4:41

Maybe jog at a public park or street instead, not some rednecks property lol

Megan98 18

Monday 31 December 2012 4:44

My dad would do this if someone was randomly on our land...we do have no trespassing signs though.

perdix 29

Monday 31 December 2012 4:45

Next time, wear your short shorts, and you might get, "Bend over and squeal like a piggy." If you're lucky;)

pmr1990 12

Monday 31 December 2012 4:47

God bless the American gun culture. The developed world continues to be amazed that you were actually once viewed as something to aspire towards.

poccocurantes 7

Monday 31 December 2012 5:44

Still are. It just seems we are fixated on our right to bear arms disregarding all of our other rights like life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. I could own a gun but because of the creepy people that feel they need to horde them I choose not to.