Gun control, Scary and Miscellaneous: Cliché for real

Cliché for real

By fuckinghicks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 319

You deserved it 17 700

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Suspect

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 390

You deserved it 2 848

WHO ARE YOU?

By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 174

You deserved it 2 890

Which side are you on?

By thefuckman - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 941

You deserved it 1 689

Rewind time

By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 664

You deserved it 9 980

It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 425

You deserved it 4 474

Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 601

You deserved it 3 766

By thank u usa - 13/12/2013 22:20 - Germany

Today, I came across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him. I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out. He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" and informed me that my country is a shithole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 070

You deserved it 3 563

By stressedartist - 09/09/2016 12:43 - United States

Today, I ran over Oprah. FML

I agree, your life sucks 499

You deserved it 70

By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 342

You deserved it 4 226

By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 240

You deserved it 1 253

Sinamoi 18

Monday 31 December 2012 3:19

Ol' Man Jenkins is not pleased with all these whippersnappers on his lawn.

BigMatt803 18

Monday 31 December 2012 3:18

you don't deserve a gun being pointed at you but you shouldn't run on someone's private property either

Comments

cinnamondemon 8

Monday 31 December 2012 6:54

Damn those Dinkleburgs!

raphael1123 13

Monday 31 December 2012 7:04

At least it got you runnin'

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 31 December 2012 7:14

If you're not from the United States, or from the urbanized parts of the U.S. where guns are tightly regulated like Mass., NY, or NJ, welcome to the rest of America. O.o In places where the quickest police response is 20-30 minutes or more, people tend to be a little more self-sufficient when it comes to protecting their person and their property.

U_GotitDude 18

Monday 31 December 2012 7:59

Stay off of his property then

brittanyann2013 12

Monday 31 December 2012 8:13

YDI... I would've done the same if I seen a stranger running across my land. And btw your user name is very disrespectful.

sgtcxelite 11

Monday 31 December 2012 8:14

I swear if you didn't make some kind of Walking Dead joke I will reach through this screen and punch you in the face.

liv2ski97 4

Monday 31 December 2012 8:39

OP, your username says it all.

cmac86 23

Monday 31 December 2012 9:51

Typically those are either moonshiners or meth heads. Or something illegal.

EsOSiQueEs 14

Monday 31 December 2012 20:52

Or farmers who don't want people on their private property?? Which is more likely?

cobalttanker 14

Monday 31 December 2012 13:00

Sweet!! Lol

The_F3rris 11

Monday 31 December 2012 15:06

Welcome to the country! My house is the same way, guns at the ready. Lots of weirdos try to rip off your house out in the country where no one will see or catch them. If you lived in the middle of nowhere youd understand.