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By horriblegf - 26/02/2011 12:18 - United States

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Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML
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4Lonely2Stoner0 0

Why the hell don't women just tell a man what pleases them. it's a simple solution

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Doortje 29

Try sneezing while putting in a tampon. That should be an even better ******!

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SarahStarzz 0

wow :O TEACH HIM??

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illmatic2 16

You're probably a lesbain. You just don't know it yet.

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TheNeidermayer 0

How did you come up with that assumption? Women like orgasms, it doesn't make them lesbian.

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ohSNAPyall 26

I think 20 is saying OP isn't attracted to men bc she's not enjoying her boyfriend in bed. Possible, but a bit of a leap in logic.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

38, Illmatic's comment was meant to be humorous. Guess you didn't catch that?

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kiaralove53 0

I am a snesbian, if I was male I would be snay. It means that sneezes are truly the ONLY thing that makes me excited! (sarcasm).

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ohSNAPyall 26

^ this. Hopefully he'll try to please you if he knows what you like, but maybe there's just no chemistry.

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Scorch117 0

THIS IS WHY YOU IDIOTS SHOULD TELL A GUY WHEN HE'S BAD! >:( THEN LATER ON YOU BITCH ABOUT IT

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sexymomma69 0

Either tell him how to please you or buy a ***** and quit bitching.

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alexm501 0

I meant to thumbs down

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puddinfellow 2

1. tell your boyfriend what he's doing wrong 2. have sex 3. ?????????? 4. profit!

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