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By horriblegf - 26/02/2011 12:18 - United States

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Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML
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4Lonely2Stoner0 0

Why the hell don't women just tell a man what pleases them. it's a simple solution

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Doortje 29

Try sneezing while putting in a tampon. That should be an even better ******!

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Cristiw89 5

I'm sure this is in here somewhere but when you sneeze your body tightens up, therefore, making down there tighter for that moment. He might be small but if you work on exercising that area so you can tighten it while you have sex, it will feel amazing. My bf and I know that first hand...

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cudgel1023 0

I can't imagine anybody is THAT bad. Please see a doctor.

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FMLttp12 0

That's because when u sneeze its 1/8 an ******! Its true u can google it

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Kartor 6

You bitch! I submitted almost the exact same thing before you...*****.

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Ihatemyl2 0

a sneeze is the second mist orgasmic thing

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sammyxduh 0

Tell him that he's doing it wrong, or if not wrong then just not good enough to satisfy your needs. Communicate?

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YourWetDream 0

Sneeze 10 times and you can have yourself an orgasim :]

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chadzirra 0

ahahahaha epic fail for him! XD

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birchknollbabe32 0

if you have him watch **** he might get better...... or worse

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