Alcohol and Kids: Chemistry

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML

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Same thing different taste

By StockedWithJuice - 06/07/2013 15:14 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 10:45 - Canada

Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By sadmommy - 23/04/2012 22:51 - United States - Keller

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 04:00

Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML

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By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

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By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

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By wah wah "you raised him" - 22/04/2014 18:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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Friday 1 April 2011 1:06

wow cool son you got there :)

urdirtyolduncle 15

Friday 1 April 2011 1:05

good man!

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missy_n 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:12

OP gets to taste various sorts of "wine" for free!

urdirtyolduncle 15

Friday 1 April 2011 2:14

here*

FMLsOhilarious 6

Friday 1 April 2011 2:14

Um, EW?

Niki0308 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:22

bahahaha! that is hilarious! was it like his pee or something? haha! 

RamonaM 1

Friday 1 April 2011 2:27

Sounds like a good son to me :]

Devin91 20

Friday 1 April 2011 2:29

smart son you have you should be proud(:

iluvpink10 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:34

How old is your son?

FudgeInMyLife 3

Friday 1 April 2011 2:44

Are you kidding me? Let him have an ImaginationDream!

LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:49

What have you been teaching your children OP? and don't try to blame it on the Discovery channel o_o

TomFeltonFan 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:53

i heard he was 10

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I'll do it tomorrow

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Chemistry

Same thing different taste

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