Me and my responsibilities By Lewis - 19/12/2018 19:00 - France - Paris I'll do it tomorrow I agree, your life sucks 242 You deserved it 61 Share Tweet Share
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML I agree, your life sucks 41 408 You deserved it 2 826
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 260 You deserved it 14 933
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 043 You deserved it 2 719
Today, I had to break up with a friend who I couldn't tolerate as a boyfriend. I don't know if the reason was physical unattractiveness, bad body odour, or a forced relationship. The reason I said yes was I didn't want to lose a friend at workplace. I don't know why I had an aversion from him as a boyfriend. I hated it. FML I agree, your life sucks 255 You deserved it 752
Today, I opened my new clothing store. My only customer was my mom and the only reason she came in was to tell me that someone stole my sign. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 886 You deserved it 3 547
Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 346 You deserved it 208
Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When i showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire restaurant was there greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says 'you suck' more than being 'that guy' at your job. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 134 You deserved it 6 281
Today, it took me a full ten minutes to finish on the toilet. I was babysitting at the time, and it took the kids those ten minutes to destroy the kitchen and shave the cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 447 You deserved it 8 125