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I would never steal my parent's alcohol, but if I did, I wouldn't take so much at once. At least build up a tolerance first...

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He threw up from 2 glasses of wine? Seriously? It must have been some potent stuff, because that's the only explanation I can think of that doesn't involve the word "lightweight"....

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Well I (cough ) .... Started... (Looses balance) drinking.. (twitches) .. When I was (Pukes) 14 and I turned out alright (bllllaarrrfffff)

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He should've probably started with some bitch beer or something,cause he seems like a lightweight.

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Perhaps he's not quite the lightweight everyones making him out to be, the way I took it was that OPs kid drank two normal everyday drinking glasses full of wine, with the cups I have that would be about half a bottle of wine.

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Her name's Madison... Who the hell is this Kayla that she's so desperate to be? -sigh- I laughed at the joke. My first experience with alcohol was about that age. My dad let me try it...

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I keep forgetting that nowadays it's cool to try to get skin cancer at 14. I wish Verizon offered "how to be hip" classes instead of iPhone classes.

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Look out, she can and will be a bitch if you mess with her. First of all, why do you feel the need to "warn" people on FML of your bitchitude? What terrible behavior for a 14 year old girl. You should be ashamed, even if just for referring to yourself that way. Why so much pride in your entirely not unique ability to be something that people actually don't ever want around? If only you knew. It's a beautiful thing to grow the fuck up. One day, Kayla/Madison. One day.

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You miss seem like a bratty idiot. Sorry for being rude but I saw yolo and lost respect for you :). So I got the joke you must not see humor. Also what's up with the name. It should be I'mkaylaandimabitch

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Please excuse me for pointing this out but, I THINK this can be considered "cyberbullying" (I HATE SAYING THAT WORD, I MEAN IT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS). But the BEST part of this is that I'm kind of forced to look down on you. This is mainly because a bunch of "grown-ups" or grown men/women are "beating on" this child for sounding 'STUPID' or like a 'BRAT' (just quoting you guys). Don't get me wrong though, I don' really intend to or didn't aim to defend her (she's not ex

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I had a stomach bug the day after I'd had red wine with dinner. That's pretty much what it looked like.

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Well, the legal age for drinking in Denmark used to be 15 (it's 16 now). So 14 isn't that far of in some countries. We have some kind of communion thing at age 13, and it's pretty normal to have a glass of wine or something similar. Not get wasted, but to have a "taste of adult life". :)

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82 - the OP is in Texas not Denmark. Though still 14 isn't too early, if the child was 10 or so... Maybe...

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102, well obviously I know that, since I was comparing this situation with how it is in Denmark (my country) by saying that 14 isn't far from the legal age in SOME countries. But I guess you didn't understand my comment then. Should I explain any further?? Anyway, I totally agree with people saying the legal drinking age in the US should be changed. Not that it affects me, but it's just such a ridiculous law that will never teach young people how to drink responsibly. An on the topic of Denm

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126, You're not dumb, just Danish derp not getting her facts straight, because it's Norway, not Denmark. Denmark on the other hand is topping the percentage of alcoholics in Europe. ~

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I had my first shot and first mixed drink when I was 13. It was a family function; I had several people watching over me and directing me to drink lots of water and watch how fast I was drinking my alcohol. I had fun and got a bit of a buzz, and got to learn, safely and first-hand exactly what alcohol was like and how to drink it responsibly. It's now 11 years later and I've never once been blackout drunk or done anything stupid while drinking. OMFG so a kid had alcohol at 14. His parents wer

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I agree that the age for drinking in the US should change. Young men and women can serve our country and fight for our freedom before they can legally enjoy a cold beer? Ridiculous.

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You should get your facts right you dont know what your talking about czech drinks the most alcohol

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Everyone makes mistakes. Your parents should be so proud they brought you up to be so judgmental....kids do stupid stuff. Doesn't mean he's a bad egg.

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...really? The kid puked off two glasses of wine and was drunk enough to sleep in it. I think it's safe to say he won't be much of a drinker.

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why do people keep saying "kid" his a fucking teenager, yeah he should know better if you have actually talked to him about alcohol consumption, before if not YDI, but anyway if you did and he still wants to act like an "adult" then treat him like one! it worked for my parents

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OP's son shouldn't be treated like an adult because a matte adult would not steal from someone, especially their parents.

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An adult would steal, look at the prisons. Treat him like an adult, don't go and hide or lock the alcohol now, just show him consequences when he takes something that isn't his to take!

Force him to drink an entire bottle on his own. He'll get sick as balls and want to avoid wine. I hope you didn't clean up his bed for him.

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As someone who doesn't always throw up from drinking too much I can vouch for this being a god awful idea that could kill her son.

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