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It was your dad's semen mixed with either your mom's vaginal secretions or her saliva if she gave him a blow job and spat. YWIA, I am always glad to help people identify unknown bodily fluids.

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if it's unknown then your life isnt fucked, but of course you know it was your dads jizz, so just say that unless you don't want to and are in denial about it.

It was your dad's semen mixed with either your mom's vaginal secretions or her saliva if she gave him a blow job and spat. YWIA, I am always glad to help people identify unknown bodily fluids.

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Don't forget there could be some sweat mixed in there. Mom could have been working hard on dad and then gotten a nice jackson pollock on her face that had to be wiped up!!

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I wish I knew of your prowess the day I had to clean sticky fluids off the men's bathroom wall at work. Luckily, I put 2 and 2 together...

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Very true! the substance could get substantially more complicated also if a strap on was involved! Does mom like take charge and make dad a bottom OP?

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Perdix comment threads are always the best... no one mentioned nasal secretions yet... perhaps he has really good aim... or is really small

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@ #7 Ah, shut up, you wouldn't want to pick your parents $h!t up, I know for a fact. Unless you plan on being a pedo when you get older & you're into that junk. She wasn't complaining. She was stating, "F!CK MY LIFE". That's what this website is for dumb @$$. You're the one complaining. At least that wasn't me, 'cause I would've been raising H3ll.

Did you sniff it, too? Taste it?? Why touch the sticky stuff at all? Why not just use a clean tissue to pick it up?

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