Cheap ass

By fme - 24/09/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I took the family to the Rainforest Café. There was no parking and I hate having to pay $12 for valet parking. I parked at Walgreens across the street in the only spot without a "Patrons only, violators will be towed" sign. It was covered by the tree branches. It cost me $225 for the cab and fine. FML
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iFruit 0

I hate the way you worded your FML, buddy.

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davidcav6790 0

THANK YOU!! Finally, someone that I can agree with. It takes five more seconds to write out complete sentences with correct spelling and grammar. Talking in "computer" and "text" talk has turned us into morons and is the reason why so many of you idiots don't even know how to spell half the words you use or how to properly construct sentences. Congratulations, you use "no" to spell "know". This just proves to the world you are a dumb ass.

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theblondeglory 0

Using quotation marks for emphasis fail. You *fail*.

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sunahinebrighter 0

Tree branches? Go to court! Signs are suppose to be in sight.

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Intoxicunt 5

Ahhh, what fond memories. :) I know the one. I'll shave my beard and put on the fake boobs and be right there! Also, we can do mother, daughter, twin too.

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kukopia 0

I don't see why they would have towed it while you were eating. Unless Wal-Greens closed, they have no way of knowing you weren't a 'patron' of theirs.

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ragsy 7

Your life was already ****** for wanting to eat at Rainforest Cafe. "Please approach the elephants, your adventure is about to begin!"

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amadeo38 0

Next time you get towed, pay in pennies. They hate it and it feels sooooo good because they are legally obligated to take it as currency.

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chicagofireallez 0

YDI for thinking you can park at a walgreens in one of the most touristy neighborhoods in Chicago, if not the entire midwest. You won't pay $12 for valet parking, but you'll pay to eat the crap they put on plates at Rainforest Cafe?

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bobleheadNS 0

if the OP says that the fuking sign was covered by branches then it isnt a fuking YDI u stupid fuking niggers and btw OP u probably have some legal rights, because the property was not well taken care of or sumthin like that ;)

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