Love: Caught in 404p

Caught in 404p

By lizzie - 25/05/2013 06:55 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and my sister in the coat room. FML

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You deserved it 5 338

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 540

You deserved it 32 592

By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 960

You deserved it 3 937

The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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You deserved it 433

Unapproving

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 18:56 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 005

You deserved it 2 266

By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 25 950

Little shit

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 597

You deserved it 71

Sailing close the wind

By FvckMenSmh - 25/07/2022 14:00

Today, what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life, my wedding day, turned into the day in hell. A friend caught my now ex kissing his friend outside. The girl he told me was “just a friend and nothing more” whenever I suspected there was indeed nothing more. Now I've found out in the worst way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 168

You deserved it 100

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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You deserved it 2 330

Scheming

By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

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You deserved it 89

By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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You deserved it 4 117

audreyfml1994 15

Saturday 25 May 2013 19:36

It's not too late to get it annulled.

Welshite 39

Saturday 25 May 2013 19:37

This story ended much differently than how I thought it would. You don't have to stay with someone who will disrespect you like that.

Comments

SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Saturday 25 May 2013 23:58

You know, you make a very good point.

sweetcatastroph3 9

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:03

are you really THAT stupid or are you just stupid? either way, you're stupid.

jem970 19

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:15

You are an asshole. She totally deserved it for expecting people to hav sex, oh yes! Great logic! You are an idiot.

MrConcise 34

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:32

I find it weird that two recent replies on this thread reiterated what I said despite me being buried three times. Teehee.

deaper 16

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:42

There's no option for I agree your sister sucks! (In more ways than one in this case!)

funsizedbecka 9

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:47

Hopefully you beat the crap out of both of them!

asheka 4

Sunday 26 May 2013 1:10

I hope you kicked both of their asses. at least you found out he was trash instead of 20 years down the road.

BlindHunta 5

Sunday 26 May 2013 1:14

I would make a witty comeback, but what the ****???

Kiwimaid 9

Sunday 26 May 2013 1:45

If you have a shred of self respect, you will annul. Shame you can't divorce your sister too.

ellenjasmin 18

Sunday 26 May 2013 1:53

It always blows my mind how some people (the "husband") can treat marriage like a joke. What happened to spending the rest of your life with someone you love?