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FML - The follow-up
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To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol
By Cristoforo / Saturday 25 May 2013 08:19 / United States - Mamaroneck
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To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol

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To all the people saying he is commenting on the wrong FML - the joke is since the OP farts in public (i.e. the movies), he shouldn't bring his "child" to a school where the child would tell everyone. He is referencing a previous FML on this current one to tie them in together to make a joke...

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39- No, no one dissects live frogs because then it would be a "vivisection". Without the practice of vivisection, biology and medical science would possibly be decades behind where it is now. In agreement, yes, in the early days it was cruel in some ways, for example poking a live frog's nerves and organs to discover what they do. Through this though, we unravelled many of the mysteries of our own bodies. Vivisections still happens nowadays, but can be done humanely using the infor

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I don't understand this notion of farting in restrooms. Does one walk into the restroom, fart, and walk back out? I guess if I were in a restroom somewhere and someone walked in, let loose then left 5 seconds later, I'd be standing at the sink with my poker face on. Probably not a good idea to laugh or even breathe in that air.

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@57 - I was being serious. I actually wear my girlfriend's from time to time when I'm at home. We trade clothes a lot. It's weird, but fuck it all if I can't show off my rockin' can to my couch!

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