Love: Caught in 404p

Caught in 404p

By lizzie - 25/05/2013 06:55 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and my sister in the coat room. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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You deserved it 32 593

By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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You deserved it 433

Unapproving

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 18:56 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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You deserved it 72

Sailing close the wind

By FvckMenSmh - 25/07/2022 14:00

Today, what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life, my wedding day, turned into the day in hell. A friend caught my now ex kissing his friend outside. The girl he told me was “just a friend and nothing more” whenever I suspected there was indeed nothing more. Now I've found out in the worst way. FML

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You deserved it 100

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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Scheming

By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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audreyfml1994 15

Saturday 25 May 2013 19:36

It's not too late to get it annulled.

Welshite 39

Saturday 25 May 2013 19:37

This story ended much differently than how I thought it would. You don't have to stay with someone who will disrespect you like that.

Comments

HungerGames95 13

Sunday 26 May 2013 16:32

Having your husband cheat on you would be terrible enough, but the fact that it was a sibling he cheated with is like rubbing the salt in the wound.

sammiesledge17 4

Sunday 26 May 2013 17:22

I'm sorry..

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 26 May 2013 17:37

Was this before or after you said your vows? It's not okay either way, but if it was before you were officially pronounced husband and wife, at least you can walk out. If not, divorce time! And to think, we all thought Kim Kardashian's marriage would be the shortest in history.

FC3sInfiniIII 12

Sunday 26 May 2013 17:40

Now that's a story. Why didn't they get marry. That sucks

Omniprism 14

Sunday 26 May 2013 18:07

Wtf. This makes me think they have been hooking up before your special day or else why would they have enough nerve.

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 26 May 2013 21:55

It's called alcohol. It lowers inhibitions and makes people invulnerable to criticism and more suave (in their own mind at least) It is a staple at parties and weddings and most other adult oriented social events. It's also been getting ugly people laid since it's inception.

actingpickle09 3

Monday 27 May 2013 0:55

Get an annulment. I am so sorry OP! This was supposed to be the happiest day of your life. Being drunk isn't an excuse for that jackass husband of yours. And as for your sister, that's absolutely terrible! If I were you, I'd probably cut her out of my life, but that isn't the best advice to give.