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By mmmretail - / Saturday 25 May 2013 05:09 / Australia
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"Now let me tell you about my child, Wanted to have her aborted, 'cuz she wild, The father sucks, he looks like a duck, owns a shitty pick-up truck, and the pregnancy was terrible, the birth? Unbearable. The worst part was when I had to pee, Couldn't just sit down I had to lean, If I made a mess I would have to clean, It, yes, clean it all up, Fucking smelled terrible; made me throw up, So what's up? I would like to order my meal, Chicken wings with fries, sounds like a nice deal, I would a

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When you're in retail time goes slow enough for everyone to tell you their entire life story....unless you're on break, then it's over in 2 minutes.

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"Now let me tell you about my child, Wanted to have her aborted, 'cuz she wild, The father sucks, he looks like a duck, owns a shitty pick-up truck, and the pregnancy was terrible, the birth? Unbearable. The worst part was when I had to pee, Couldn't just sit down I had to lean, If I made a mess I would have to clean, It, yes, clean it all up, Fucking smelled terrible; made me throw up, So what's up? I would like to order my meal, Chicken wings with fries, sounds like a nice deal, I would a

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46. It was OP's rap retort to the customers 30 second spit. Or just a floating omniscient rapping narrator for the encounter.

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Well it must be pretty easy to say, "Hey, I was pregnant it was hard to pee it was like a (insert sensation here), and I honestly should have aborted her because I hate the father he's a bitch."

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Hey, I love spilling my life story to random people. Unfortunately, they usually start running when I begin to sob and scream "I just want someone to love," and try to grab them in a hug.

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really? it usually takes me a second to get going after haha but it is a good thing to do post-sex! (no utis)

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