Love and Stalker: Weird dude

Weird dude

By Anonymous - 09/04/2019 12:00

Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML

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You deserved it 231

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By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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You deserved it 2 844

Crazy

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 02:06 - United States

Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML

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You deserved it 5 255

By cheated - 06/07/2019 22:03

Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML

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You deserved it 168

By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 199

You deserved it 2 857

Jan-Michael Vincent? Heather Locklear?

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML

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You deserved it 113

By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 02:26 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 687

You deserved it 4 879

Catfished

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - 12/03/2015 13:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 815

You deserved it 3 900

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 405

You deserved it 2 800

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 566

You deserved it 3 063

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 025

You deserved it 2 871

cardin06 15

Tuesday 9 April 2019 12:41

You’re STILL dating him?

purplecatlady 14

Tuesday 9 April 2019 12:42

Was, right? Please tell me you’re not still dating him.

Comments

cardin06 15

Tuesday 9 April 2019 12:41

You’re STILL dating him?

purplecatlady 14

Tuesday 9 April 2019 12:42

Was, right? Please tell me you’re not still dating him.

Sonotsuave 35

Tuesday 9 April 2019 14:46

That better be ex-boyfriend man. Ex

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Tuesday 9 April 2019 18:32

then ******* run you dumbass

Hempseed 26

Wednesday 10 April 2019 18:39

Dump this ********. He won't change.

Nikki Ellis 2

Thursday 11 April 2019 1:12

Run Forrest Run.

sydchocho 3

Monday 15 April 2019 4:38

Since you seem to realize he is indeed, a psycho, I'm going to assume that you left him. I would save the texts and if he contacts you again, go to the police and try to get a restraining order.