Work, Awkward and Intimacy: Casual perv

Casual perv

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was ringing an old man up in the local grocery store when I had realized all he was buying was 3 bottles of vodka and a box of condoms. While I was loading the bags into his cart he laid his hand on my shoulder and told me, "I'd take you home with me but chances are I would be arrested". FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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He's a good man

By no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

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By yournick - 31/01/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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You deserved it 4 831

By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By NotBeingPaidEnough - 03/03/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat and threw up on my checkout. FML

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Congratulations, you played yourself

By danielle - 23/04/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

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You deserved it 260 095

Sting

By gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Kerrilyn - 17/05/2009 14:39 - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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littlemuffet 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:38

Was he hot?

Roxas_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:37

Wow, creepy.

Comments

iiteddy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:00

uhh did he gve u a tip?

amykillswitch 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:22

they sell vodka in grocery stores? hmmmmm...

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:48

ewwww, u should have told that wierdo to stay away. that is so creepy!

sux4uu 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:05

LOLLOLLLL "WAS HE HOT?" LMFAO this is hilarious more than it is creepy, i would've totally wished he was my grandpa.

nikkireese 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:23

i bet #17 and 43 live in PA where liquor sales are illegal unless in a actual liquor store. (i live near the border in OH and insist that PA is for losers. )

blahblah17 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:50

D: awful. yuck. gross. BLECKKK!

Jabulls 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:31

#25 you're an Ass-o, did you have a bad day or something? Lay off of these fine people that are makin fun of this guy or girl ok, PAL?

el_Caballo 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:36

That's like the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

summersong89 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:06

creepy...

summersong89 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:17

in illinois you can get beer/wine/liquor at most grocery stores, at most hours of the day and night. recently, i found out that cant buy any alcoholic beverages in Wisconsin after 9pm. which was a bummer, since my friends and i tried doing that at 9:06pm and they wouldnt let us. lolz