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FML - The follow-up

Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML

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I'm a uni student so believe me, I go out plenty. Still no luck.
By arsenalfcboy - / Monday 20 January 2014 09:31 / United Kingdom - York
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48 - No offense, but I've gone to many a night club and most people I've met there aren't exactly dating material... Nothing that would lead to a serious relationship anyway. That's just my opinion.

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... For the love of god, never have sex. We don't need people like you reproducing, which if you don't know that condoms tend to wear down in wallets, I'm sure you will.

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wear and tear just being in your wallet could cause a malfunction. just change it out once in a while to be safe. condoms are much cheaper than raising children or treatment for an STD.

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Oh yeah I'm aware of that, and the only reason I left it in there so long is because I forgot about it (which is kinda FML worthy in and of itself), but just because it's broken/worn doesn't mean it's expired. It just means it's no longer useable.

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Trojan makes plastic cases for 1 condom to keep in your wallet so it doesn't get damaged and remains safe to use. Dilemma solved! Yay! Let's get our fuck on!

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It takes two to tango. Just because he may have wanted to use it doesn't mean the opportunity presented itself. Also, it's better to switch out condoms nearing the expiration date; not use them in a desperate bid to save a few cents.

A condom in the wallet sends too many bad signals: it shows that you are overconfident about having sex at the drop of a hat, and that you're only good for one round once you do get it. My fortunes changed when I started lugging around an Igloo cooler full of boxes of fresh condoms kept at the ideal storage temperature and humidity. Try it for yourself!

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