FML : Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he...

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Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Julie / Tuesday 31 March 2009 01:43 / Canada

Intimacy

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By blland | 0

#72027 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:32

kick him in the nuts, stupid!

By ohhlala_fml | 0

#72029 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:33

hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible

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By blland | 0

#72027 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:32

kick him in the nuts, stupid!

tokintot07 | 0

#902661 - Monday 1 March 2010 4:25

has anyone noticed that this story ha been posted already, expect the homeless guy was an old guy?

ryguy997 | 0

#936649 - Thursday 11 March 2010 19:31

you musta enjoyed it if u didn't move.

ilovefatcats | 12

#966024 - Monday 22 March 2010 0:51

atleast he thinks ur smexy

GiddyXD | 0

#980655 - Friday 16 April 2010 23:59

yeah #133 i saw that one.

underaegis | 0

#1327068 - Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:43

...OP is genderless. this either means the man is a sex preaditor or a faggot

By ohhlala_fml | 0

#72029 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:33

hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible

TehGirreth | 0

#2216766 - Monday 21 March 2011 16:13

Really? I would have turned around and rubbed MY erection on HIS leg. Show him how it feels.

By Roxas_fml | 0

#72030 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:33

I agree with #1.

By littlemuffet | 0

#72039 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:36

Was he hot?

danceforever51 | 4

#3927200 - Monday 23 January 2012 3:26

He was homeless

okay17 | 7

#5903611 - Thursday 3 April 2014 4:29

Doesn't mean he can't be hot. Homeless doesn't necessarily equal old or undesirable.

By thecheesecakeman | 0

#72040 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:37

Haha C-train. Calgary? That's pretty funny but sad for you. You shoulda moved away and/or "accidently" punched him.

Lutterfly | 0

#885270 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 14:45

Indeed!

tedirvine | 2

#1266977 - Thursday 19 August 2010 6:43

I live in Calgary!

hockeygu | 3

#5263895 - Thursday 20 December 2012 7:34

That's what I thought when I read it too!

By tarheel_fan | 0

#72055 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:44

Wow that sucks haha. Was the homeless man packin' meat?

outlawjavis | 11

#6254870 - Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:50

well if your taking pictures then it must be your phone right?

By mf_fml | 0

#72065 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:51

don't give a fuck,
woulda called one of my friends with the opening line, "so i got this rash today and went to the doctor, and he says it could be something really serious..."

By kbtoys | 2

#72071 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:53

Even homeless guys need a little lovin'.

By nodbor | 5

#72086 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:01

#2, in what way do you mean that?

ILUVMSC | 5

#2462194 - Thursday 5 May 2011 7:26

lol, ya weirdo...ha ;)

By youreawhore | 0

#72091 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:05

wtf.
HAHAHAHAHA, I'm sorry. I feel bad for you, and really sorry, but it's kind of funny.
Though if I were in that situation, I would have been really horrified, and would have got off the train at the next stop.