Kids, Parents and Bullying: Bully

Bully

By ninjawhat1337 - 25/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

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You deserved it 57 239

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I'd set aside a weekend to play Dungeons & Dragons. One of our players suddenly had trouble with his wife and brought his toddler over. The kid would not stop crying, getting into places he shouldn't be, and loudly shitting his diaper every 15 minutes. I had to eject the player from the game. This is why I don't want kids. FML

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You deserved it 184

By stupid - 15/09/2009 02:56 - Canada

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I'd set aside a weekend to play D&D. Some old acquaintances wanted to join, saying they'd pay for food. When I picked them up to drive them to the game, they claimed they were screwed on their paychecks, couldn't afford food or gas. However, they could afford Mountain Dew and candy bars for themselves. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 22:38 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML

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You deserved it 3 312

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By married to a nerd - 07/06/2018 20:30

Today, I asked my 4-year-old daughter where her father went. She said, "Out to have fun with Zoe." Acting on suspicion, I followed him and did a stakeout. Hours later, I barged in and caught him playing Dungeons and Dragons. "Zoe" is the female wizard he plays as. FML

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You deserved it 4 536

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By fishyrael - 26/01/2021 23:01

Today, my best friend of a decade ended our friendship, all because I wouldn't kick someone from our Dungeons and Dragons table that he disliked. FML

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You deserved it 126

By unloved - 23/03/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML

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Sounds like a plan

By just…no - 29/09/2023 10:00

Today, I asked my son what his goals in life are. He said he doesn’t have any career goals, and the only thing he wants out of life is to play Dungeons and Dragons. I have failed as a parent. FML

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You deserved it 673

By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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You deserved it 7 461

False pretenses

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 452

You deserved it 12 997

boatiebanter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:09

You dad was a douche as a kid. And clearly sees nothing wrong with it. But as long as he doesn't pick on you now, that's not really an FML.

d347hm4n 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:15

Well, we all know the type of guy your old man is. Still, D&D is one of the more wholesome hobbies available to the young generation, enjoy yourself :D

Comments

justasillygirl 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:00

There is absolutely nothing wrong with D&D. Personally, I find it a million times more intelligent than video games or shit like that.

ffpoisongirl 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:14

DnD is awesome. I'd kill to have a good campaign right about now.

Glitchman_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:16

Don't let these dumbass cocksuckers get to you man. DnD was one of the funnest hobbies I had when I was younger, and I honestly wish I could play it more these days. It's a fun game that not only requires logic and tactical thinking, but encourages improvisation and a creative approach to problems. These people are probably the same douchebags who grew up thinking of DnD players as morbidly obese nerds who couldn't tell the difference between reality and fantasy. They're a bunch of ignorant f*cks for never having even tried the game and thus don't deserve the usual level of respect regarded for fellow human beings. And one more thing, here are some famous people that play DnD. Robin Williams, Stephen Colbert, and Vin Diesel. Yeah, clearly all DnD players suck ass don't we?

PancakeMonster 1

Monday 25 May 2009 21:40

Haha @ #34 I agree man. If I was your dad I'd be submitting an FML that said "Today, I found out my son plays Dungeons and Dragons. FML."

freshtastic 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:07

D&D really? I thought WoW was the new thing. I remember the Reno 911 episode with D&D it was great lol... ydi if you're age 12+

noordinarylove 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:08

YDI. Only dorks played Dungeons & Dragons. They're the type of kids who got addicted to Everquest and are now serial World of Warcraft players. Get a more active hobby.

dzizzle 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:10

Next time tell him you are going to get high and watch "The Wall".

GlasgowGrin 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:20

Had a nice long message, FML ****** it up. Basically, rock on 23, 75, and OP. 34, 76, etc, get a life and stop being a poser.

Jessmess12 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:23

Lmfaooo people actually play D&D?

Waabishkii_ikwe 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:25

Your dad is a dick, and so are all of these people telling that you that YDI. DnD is amazing, f*ck you guys. I'm a female, and DnD is definitely one of the most fun ways to spend a Saturday night.