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By  XxDevilxXGt  |  26

OP would be a bit late on the comeback though, just sayin'. :P Later that day: OP:"By the way dad, you can't even pretend because you KNOW you don't have friends!" Dad: "Honey, you probably had to browse the internet to come up with that." OP: *runs away to post another FML*

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  banana527  |  12

Or just text urself from ur fone. It beeps as if u got a message, but it just sends ur txt back to u. Change your contact name in ur fone Johnny❤ and then it looks like ur not a loser...... Don't ask me how I no this........

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  DocBastard  |  38

Banana527, I put your comment through my Idiot-English Translation Engine, but it overloaded and exploded. So now I have to fucking repair it. Again. Thanks ever so much. Maybe next time try using an actual language when you post a comment.

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  Axipiter  |  24

Oh 41, you're so naïve it's almost adorable. You must be new here, so I'll go easy. Learn the English language. Use it. You're welcome. Don't just txt evry1 lik ur txting ur buddies. Shit don't work that way 'round here.

By  rikitsumiatsu  |  11

Tell him at least you pretend to have friends he just knows he has none and can't even pretend.

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  XxDevilxXGt  |  26

OP would be a bit late on the comeback though, just sayin'. :P Later that day: OP:"By the way dad, you can't even pretend because you KNOW you don't have friends!" Dad: "Honey, you probably had to browse the internet to come up with that." OP: *runs away to post another FML*

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  MrSassypants  |  31

I know, right? My dad called me fat, punched me in the face, set me on fire, then threw me out the window saying "fly fatty! Fly!" Ah.... good times, good times...

By  mangoboy1  |  19

Your dad is a dick

By  GypsyBones  |  7

Tough love. If you were bluffing then hopefully that was a nice kick in the ass to get out there and make some friends. If ya weren't, well, that's dads for you.

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