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OP would be a bit late on the comeback though, just sayin'. :P Later that day: OP:"By the way dad, you can't even pretend because you KNOW you don't have friends!" Dad: "Honey, you probably had to browse the internet to come up with that." OP: *runs away to post another FML*

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Or just text urself from ur fone. It beeps as if u got a message, but it just sends ur txt back to u. Change your contact name in ur fone Johnny❤ and then it looks like ur not a loser...... Don't ask me how I no this........

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Banana527, I put your comment through my Idiot-English Translation Engine, but it overloaded and exploded. So now I have to fucking repair it. Again. Thanks ever so much. Maybe next time try using an actual language when you post a comment.

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Oh 41, you're so naïve it's almost adorable. You must be new here, so I'll go easy. Learn the English language. Use it. You're welcome. Don't just txt evry1 lik ur txting ur buddies. Shit don't work that way 'round here.

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Unfortunately enough, God forbid someone express themselves using spelling separate from the accepted form.

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OP would be a bit late on the comeback though, just sayin'. :P Later that day: OP:"By the way dad, you can't even pretend because you KNOW you don't have friends!" Dad: "Honey, you probably had to browse the internet to come up with that." OP: *runs away to post another FML*

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I know, right? My dad called me fat, punched me in the face, set me on fire, then threw me out the window saying "fly fatty! Fly!" Ah.... good times, good times...

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Or laugh with your dad since it was a joke and you need to be able to take little shots like that. Don't be so sensitive.

At least he doesn't think that you're going out to impregnate a girl. Every. Single. Time. I can't even buy Pokemon without him thinking that.

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If you tell them you are going out to buy Pokemon cards then I promise you they really do hope you are out impregnating some one ;-)

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Tough love. If you were bluffing then hopefully that was a nice kick in the ass to get out there and make some friends. If ya weren't, well, that's dads for you.

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