Poopoo peepee and Health: Brief encounter

Brief encounter

By stephiew - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

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herzskins 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:09

Nothing like a 1-upper.

TheKareBear 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:12

ah.. old people these days.

Comments

ToyotaObsession 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 11:30

lol

DelilahP 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 11:41

HAHAHAHA

Emilee_2012 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 11:51

'cue commercial tune and rainbow' "The More You Know!" :)

ogthug24 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 12:18

she has no shame in her game

kittea86 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:14

i lobe those too number 68!.. "and i don't have to go right now" great commercial

wriptidez 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 14:23

poopy

br_bersuk 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 14:25

HA! thats funny

rAnDomDiNoSaWr 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 15:55

I think the old lady got a little personal there

cagesgirl 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 20:18

freaking hilarious!!! Oh, to be old and say whatever the hell you want!!

FrecklesXO 8

Thursday 14 July 2011 21:10

There's a story that will never get old.

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Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse, and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML

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Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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You deserved it 1 897

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Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML

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Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

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Today, I went to explore a beach that was rumoured to have big crabs on it instead of the usual small tide pool crabs. I found out that the rumours were true went I went to flip over a rock, which was in fact not a rock. I now have to explain to a doctor how I ended up needing stitches again. FML

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