Poopoo peepee and Health: Brief encounter

Brief encounter

By stephiew - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

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herzskins 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:09

Nothing like a 1-upper.

TheKareBear 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:12

ah.. old people these days.

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StudMuffinette 17

Friday 15 July 2011 4:42

old people ftw!!

imFuCkInHot 0

Friday 15 July 2011 6:08

Haha sounds just like my grandma.

dirtyhobo95 0

Friday 15 July 2011 9:45

I moderated this! :)

dirtyhobo95 0

Friday 15 July 2011 9:45

I moderated this! :)

inhopesforEandT 0

Friday 15 July 2011 10:32

hahaha dude that's not an FML that's funny

smexehXredhead0 0

Friday 15 July 2011 18:36

You totally wanted to know that, didn't you?

nyancat51424 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:45

she's nice

malMALERIE 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 4:23

wow was that my grandma??

jenna5960 7

Friday 22 July 2011 7:39

What really sucks is that someday we are gonna be that old!

Coolbreezer 0

Monday 25 July 2011 14:26

lol. so what bugged you? the nose bleed or the fact your getting closer in age to do the same thing?

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