Poopoo peepee and Health: Brief encounter

Brief encounter

By stephiew - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

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herzskins 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:09

Nothing like a 1-upper.

TheKareBear 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:12

ah.. old people these days.

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HowardTheDuck 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:25

the more you know

THRASHtillDEATH 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:26

Haha, there's a chance she was kidding there.

KLuff 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:28

Ah... an awkward bathroom bonding.

xdust 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:29

sounds like a shitty situation.

dayellethescene 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:34

Haha!

Chrissy44 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 12:55

Lol...best reply to this fml I've read

dayellethescene 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:30

some things are better off not knowing...that's GROSS.

Pinkmorgan9 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:34

Atleast u won't have to see her again!

csoccer3 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:44

shes obviously classy :)

pfx2_fml 15

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:46

that's more of a WTF

pfx2_fml 15

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:47

that's more of a WTF

coltsrock37 15

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:51

she was setting a posh new fashion statement, sure hope it doesn't catch on though...

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