Poopoo peepee and Health: Brief encounter - FML

Brief encounter

By stephiew - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

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herzskins 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:09

Nothing like a 1-upper.

TheKareBear 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:12

ah.. old people these days.

Comments

Zuber_fml 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:14

ewwww nasty

Lulblast 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:15

WTMFS??? Yeah ur nose is bleeding and I talk to my *****.

beryd 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:15

Shove a tampon up your nose and her ass. That will stop the flow on both ends.

fmlmaster44 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:45

good call dip "shit" hahaha

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:16

Atleast you don't have to do her laundry.

OcampoFTW 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:16

well it landed on your clothes then that old lady just helped you out!

OcampoFTW 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:18

if it*

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:18

she is super competitive and I think she 1 upped you.

Cellie16 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:20

"HA! That's cute!!"

NumNumNum 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:23

must have been an awkward moment

enonymous 8

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:24

It could be worse... she could have been your friend who borrowed your pants. I really hope you didn't challenge her to battleshits she would rock you at that

CEG3 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:24

Oh! there's my grandma!

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