Breathtaking

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

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Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18

A breath taking ******. May be the first time in history this was a bad thing.

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BlueMoonCafe 12

I'd say that's a pretty great way to have an asthma attack.

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poccocurantes 7

Today I gave my GF an ****** so awsome she wound up in the hospital. Unfortunately she came first.

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Iniezian 18

How do you know OP is female? It doesn't say.

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poccocurantes 7

Oops. Valid point and ***** up the majority of the postings. Thats a whole different FML.

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poccocurantes 7

Of course if it was a guy he'd be like 9. A 17 or 18 year old boy that had never even rubbed one out would be too tragic even for FML. Even Stephen Hawking has done that.

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anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8

It's about 2% of guys that never have "rubbed one out". Each could have a different reason not to, I for one can't because I'm terrified about mess :/

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funky303 6

statistically EVERY boy wrung his weasle/shook his tree.

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poccocurantes 7

OCD Sucks. I am sure you will eventually work it out. NPI.

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shabbydoooo 8

Dang that's pretty crazy go get yourself checked cuz it could trigger your heart bump up your bp and give you a cardiac arrest.

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TheRandomIndian 17

50 he meant "your heart to bump up your bp"

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80skid 15

Well that's a mood killer.

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perdix 29

Were you alone or with someone? Am I the only one who needs to know that?

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SixthSinEnvy 39

If she was alone I demand to know her technique.

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skyenoelle 15

I'm guessing the guy responsible probably took that as a sign that he did something right. Next time have an inhaler ready? That is, if you were with someone!

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poccocurantes 7

I you were flying solo and using a marital aide you should probably be looking to cash in on product endorsement.

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perdix 29

#32, either that or invent a double-ended ***** where one end contains an inhaler. Whoever doses themselves in public with this product will suddenly have many dating offers.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

So you have to choose between amazing orgasms or being able to breathe? I would choose the amazing orgasms lol

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kspear2 12

At least you had one!

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