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"Through the hourglass I saw you, In time you slipped away When the mirror crashed I called you, And turned to hear you say If only for today I am unafraid Take my breath away Take my breath away"

Damn, talk about sex you'll always remember ;-) if you could do that over the phone, I wonder what you could do in person!

Did he have asthma before the call? If not, you may have a promising career as a phone-sex operator. It's a great job -- you can pack on a hundred pounds and go to work in sweat pants.

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#11, well, after talking to this woman, it's not unusual to want to meet her in person. I did find that my $3.99 a minute paid for a lot of high-end pastries and fancy sweatpants :(

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#40, Yes, very large gold letters at that. Did I mention that I used her service a lot? A lot!!

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