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  lochiamochia  |  25

"Through the hourglass I saw you, In time you slipped away When the mirror crashed I called you, And turned to hear you say If only for today I am unafraid Take my breath away Take my breath away"

By  perdix  |  29

Did he have asthma before the call? If not, you may have a promising career as a phone-sex operator. It's a great job -- you can pack on a hundred pounds and go to work in sweat pants.

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  perdix  |  29

#11, well, after talking to this woman, it's not unusual to want to meet her in person. I did find that my $3.99 a minute paid for a lot of high-end pastries and fancy sweatpants :(

By  Coyotay_Yelnats  |  4

Texting about getting to 2nd base can be breath taking

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