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Bingo wings

By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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You deserved it 8 276

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By wtf - 01/05/2015 22:57 - United States - Elkhart

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 3 194

By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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You deserved it 3 384

Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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You deserved it 299

By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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You deserved it 294

By Cheer4Life - 11/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Bloomington

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML

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You deserved it 10 176

By tiffany - 18/09/2012 18:24 - Canada

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 335

You deserved it 2 912

By 123alleyesonme - 02/11/2012 04:17 - United States - Austin

Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML

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You deserved it 5 095

By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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You deserved it 18 634

Encouragement

By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 993

You deserved it 4 234

bexox 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:26

Well, you should have thought of that before getting pregnant. Honestly, you need to get over it. You're going to gain weight if you're carrying.

fwongraven 10

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:31

It's healthy to put on weight during pregnancy. YDI for caring more about your weight than your baby.

Comments

lgzspectrum 2

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:19

Lol. Get over yourself. I'd hate to have a mother like you. You'd obbsess over the kids weight. Poor kid. **** your babys life.

AAAAHHHH12 2

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:30

Oh I know. I mourn for the child that's going to have a mother that bitches over weight like that.

fudrick 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:04

@#73 It'd actually be good to have a mother who's concerned about her kid's weight, considering all the 150 pound 5 year olds I see on a daily basis.

KumoFF7 3

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:21

YDI for swimming on your pool table.

Sprinter136 2

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:23

Tell him...too bad all of your fat didn't migrate to your crotch

giganticbrain 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:24

You deserved it for having a stupid ******* name like "fatpreggo". ****. You all make me sick. And by "you all" I just mean the person who wrote this.

x_Leopard_x 1

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:24

You do realize you are going to gain even more weight during the pregnancy, right? So you shouldn't be obsessing over your weight, even now.

usrfrndly_ 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:33

yyyyyyyeah obsessing over weight while pregnant doesn't look totally selfish or anything. your life is about to belong to anyone but you (but mostly baby). just remember, this is exactly what you signed up for! you will learn that your weight needs to be one of the last things on your list if you want to get this shit right. congrats on your baby, but get your shit straight quick like and you know, don't contribute to that shitty mother number. also: http://www.cracked.com/video_17351_pregnant-women-are-smug.html

Tobe_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:45

YDI for being attracted to your cousin.

summer99 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:52

wtf, thats not an accomplishment! you're SUPPOSED to gain weight during a pregnancy, the accomplishment is how long it takes for you to lose the weight AFTERWARDS.