Beat it

By Morrowindwhore - 10/08/2009 22:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML
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Nothingness1 3

Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]

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div01 2

30 days = 720 hours. 720 > 300 hours. your friend played more than you and had sex. you have failed. Feel free to email me for more math-made-easy. [email protected] :)

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star_ver 0

You have failed basic reading. It says 30 hours, not 30 days, moron. So math made easy for you: 300 hours > 30 hours. It's pretty easy when you actually read.

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ryte1 1

he was referring to comment #41, someone who logged 30 Days worth of playing time... math was correct

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Kiwi_Splash 0

Would you like some ice to that burn?

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div01 2

in response to my own comment, i misread that fml thinking ur friend had said 30 days rather than hours. my bad :( by the way..why is it so hard to get that daedric longbow or whatever? i got one mad easy in oblivion..

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xorgasmicx 0

It's probably because there's no level scaling in Morrowind. In Morrowind, if you want an artifact, you gotta look until you find it, in Oblivion, you powerlevel for 5 minutes, go to the nearest oblivion gate, and get instant daedric, glass, and ebony weapons, coupled with hard-to-find ingredients, scrolls, potions and the like, and a Sigil Stone to boot. I remember in Morrowind, if you wanted an enchantment, you had to deal with an expensive-yet-usually-crappy default enchanted item, find loads of cash to buy a good soulgem and then pay gobs of cash to an enchanter to make one for you, use the soultrap glitch for perma-spells, or risk losing your soulgem and a shit-load of confidence by trying to make your own with the enchant skill. Speaking of which, did anyone ever have Enchant as one of their major or minor skills?

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Yeah well, *I've* had sex for over 300 hours. So there. Internets is closed.

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abHowitzer 0

I've had sex for the past two years, Morrowind still wins.

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doggie3 0

And why is everyone having sex before their married? I don't think it's right. And I'm not a prude.

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dedman_walking 0

you got owned, and yeah oblivion is good but not as good as cod4

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Tippssy 0

I have a save file on Pokemon Diamond of over 550 hours that I started in November 2008 while in college. Also while in college, my girlfriend and I had sex about 10 times a week. Beat that.

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