Beat it

By Morrowindwhore - 10/08/2009 22:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 934
You deserved it 68 008

Same thing different taste

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dude. I've played 19 days worth. and I've had sex. alot. with a gorgeous wife.

Imawhalerider 0

well, which one is better sex or morrowind(or cod)? also have you had sex for 19 days is also a question needed.

As someone who has logged well beyond 300 hours of Morrowind (amazing game...ive probably wasted 300 hours alone outside the game editing it) and who has spent most of her life as an avid gamer from the time her mom first gave her a quarter for the Pac Man machine at 7-11...I can tell you it is very possible to be a gamer and have a rewarding life in every way. I most likely get more pussy than any of the "fag...get a life" trolls here. I do not play as many games now as I used to, but still clock at least 10-20 hours a week into Street Fighter. Even when I was younger I had a pretty active life and rarely was without a girlfriend. People need to stop assuming that just because someone's primary source of entertainment is videogames that they are socially inept. I wonder how much time these people spend on any of their hobbies. And many videogames promote social activity. Just a few weeks ago I ran (and placed second) at a Street Fighter 4 tournament we held during a local LAN party. There was a fare mix of boys and girls there and many of the boys even brought their girlfriends. The guy who ran the tournie with me is one of my oldest friends and is also a DJ. To the OP; just because your friend had sex doesn't mean anything. Anyone can buy a Hooker. Also, anyone can get raped...for all you know he is clinging on to his uncle diddling him as a desperate plea to one up you...he is smiling now but inside he wants to die

this. i enjoy partaking in both past-times. though not everyone is lucky enough to do both and get away with it.

I believe this is why rule #16 was created. Cos too many people try to troll. Lesbian SF4 player who likes pac-man? "fag...get a life".

lol cute no there are no girls on the internet, they are all in my bed

What's wrong with being a virgin? As long as you meet your special someone and only have sex with them whats wrong with that? Do what you want with your life, if you want to have sex then drop the videogames and go out. Not an FML.

You haven't had sex? Well, that's okay if you're under 20. At least he didn't say: I spent 999999 hours on....MapleStory....and I've been laid at least 30 times by 10 different people!

Gamer loser! Get a life, get laid, live away from the video console for a while.

Protoforms_rule 0

30 hours on a game is only impressive if you complete the actual game in less than 5 (aka a piece-of-crap game). Seriously, the creator of the Zelda series said Ocarina of Time was supposed to take 40 hours minimum. I encourage all the gamer-haters to think about how many hours of TV/movies/web surfing they do and see how fast they can clock in 300 hours. My boyfriend is a gamer, and let me tell you, all those years of button-mashing and twitch gaming has led to some pretty satisfying skills in a more intimate environment. LOL

nice! And very true. Which is better ; wasting away in front of non-interactive T|V or the same time spent in front of a game which requires thought, a learning curve, and manual dexterity? Wonder how much time the Trolls here spend drinking beer vegetated in front of sports on TV in a month And how much do we see women bitch about being football widows?

He may have had sex, but did HE find the daedric longbow way up on that ledge inside the ruin that you can only get by levitating and randomly running into it? No. He did not.

Did he give the prunes to the fishmonger, get the dragon to breathe on the mirror, throw the Black Monk to the crocodiles and shoot the dragon with the other dragon?

awkwardbestman 0