Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Assface

Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 446

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By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 288

You deserved it 4 332

By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 246

You deserved it 5 146

By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 533

You deserved it 39 009

By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 030

You deserved it 8 388

By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 016

You deserved it 2 367

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 434

You deserved it 9 216

By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 631

You deserved it 36 009

No uggos

By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 169

You deserved it 109

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 519

You deserved it 5 146

By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 372

You deserved it 2 565

EvenIfItKillsMe 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

awh. People can be so mean.

ichnal 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:34

You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?

Comments

Dogmaw 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:27

When I was a kid, my mom told me to NEVER look around if someone wolf-whistled or yelled a remark like that. "If it isn't for you, you'll just embarass yourself. If it is for you, anyone worth having will chase you." Be glad you've at least got a cute ass :))

Thisnametaken 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:34

I can tell you from experience that looks fade. A good personality is more attractive than anything. I've been married for 14 years so I think I've got it right. :-)

curryndricegirll 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:41

At least now you know that you have a nice butt. Anyway, a compliment from girls like those wouldn't have been worth anything anyway.

Avaquin 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:42

I totally agree with #7. and you sound nice :)

EvanTheExile 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:49

**** them.

seb12992 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:50

LOL. FYL.

I_Love_Isms 0

Monday 15 June 2009 18:04

Oh, 32... There is so much I want to say to you, but I'm sure you're too much of an ignorant a** to understand any of it. Too bad you'll just never understand how ridiculous you are. The people you mention ARE "normal," and sadly, so is your breed of people. There are too many of you making the rest of us "normal" people constantly roll our eyes and wonder about the evolution of humans.