Food and Miscellaneous: As a treat

As a treat

By Undercooked - 24/09/2013 19:08 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fuckendog - 25/07/2014 06:05 - Australia - Virginia

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By Joy - 16/06/2010 14:42 - Denmark

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML

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By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

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By baconlady - 31/08/2012 07:06 - United States

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2012 19:40 - United States

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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DreamStatic 8

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:51

You must have been beggin for real bacon after that.

Ian7890 23

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:52

Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Gotta get that bacon!

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:55

Close enough.

Chanti_fml 26

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:55

A barking mad bacon sandwich!

Aussieinusa 5

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:55

At least she tried! I would love it if someone made me a sammich, as long as it didn't have doggy bacon. I don't need a shiny coat

cuppycakeslove 20

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:55

Now I'm really craving a bacon sandwich. Not a dog treat one, just a normal one. Yummm

Aussieinusa 5

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:57

One BLT coming up

Xatraris 38

Wednesday 25 September 2013 3:06

BLT= Bacon, Little more bacon, Throw on more bacon.

BlueRainDude 11

Wednesday 25 September 2013 3:35

You could make one for OP he deserves a treat after that mess. Not dog treats might I add.

brokenman5 6

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:56

Maybe she likes them and wanted to see what you thought of them hehehe...

NessaMae 19

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:57

I'm sorry OP but I think your girlfriend might be a little...slow...

DinosaurTacoTime 18

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:58

Strangely I've always like the smell of those. I would never eat them though. How much did you eat before asking about the bacon?

Squygm 7

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:59

Someone doesn't read labels.

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:59

She was barking up the wrong tree, I bet you were wagging at the chance for some real meat and not the woofing poor substitute fit for dogs.

adriianaa_xox 12

Wednesday 25 September 2013 0:01

nothing better than bacon shmackos !

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As a treat

Same thing different taste

Snack time

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