As a treat

By Undercooked - 24/09/2013 19:08 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML
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DreamStatic 8

You must have been beggin for real bacon after that.

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Ian7890 23

Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Gotta get that bacon!

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evalu8tor 12

Your first clue should have been when she made you roll over before you could have one

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langoustine_fml 10

Replace her coco-puffs with kibble and let the hi-jinx begin.

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hnsblue 14

Who wants a begging strip?

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MyS3lf 24

Please do the world a favor and don't reproduce with her.

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Renlobo 8

Either your dating a child or someone with the mind of one. That's not cool bro.

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Twinerra 2

or maybe she's a vegetarian and wasn't aware of what bacon is suppose to look like.

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xxsadie03xx 7

Those chicken jerky treats are usually all natural. My boss at the kennel I work at makes them herself

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rdenkewicz 11

Doesn't she know that you store bacon in the fridge? Why did she look under the counter?

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