America! F*** yeah!

By scarredforlife - 08/08/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
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Luckster 0

What has been seen cannot be unseen, sadly. *shutters at the mere thought*

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taz1 1

Well at least he's patriotic...

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bbobe900000 0

hahahahaha. if your dad is kinda chubby then picturing this is REALLY funny. hahahahahaha

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Shots_HK 0

Knocking is usually considered polite. Did you take any pics?

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keyco 0

thats funny!! made my day

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fergiesman 0

Disturbing, bizzare

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oasisaddict 0

*laughs* This had to happen at some point, seeing your parent naked. I wouldn´t worry too much about it.

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dcstream 0

Well, DOES he look good naked?

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p00p0ster0us 0

"knocking" it's a concept you might want to look into.

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mimleah 0

i made a deal with my son. i promised him i would always knock, if he always knocked. maybe your parents should have done the same thing. i think its best for all

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