America! F*** yeah!

By scarredforlife - 08/08/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 222
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Same thing different taste

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What has been seen cannot be unseen, sadly. *shutters at the mere thought*

taz1 1

Well at least he's patriotic...

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Let's face it that's probably not the wosrt thing you've seen but it will be burned in there until you get altzhiemers and well we all know how that ends fyl

_electricbonbon 0

YDI for being in pain somehow by seeing your dad in a thong, you little wuss. Disturbed is understood. Go put a Hello Kitty band-aid on that invisible boo boo bitchface. Aaaaand YDI for thinking having a thong on = naked.

MiniatureMayhem 0

Well, I say grimacing in pain is a bit exaggerated... but FYL.

AndelleRae 9

FYL and YDI. No one needs to see that, but you seriously need to learn to knock, so as to avoid situations like this entirely. (Well, I guess not entirely, as it's possible your parents could be into that sort of thing.)

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