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Weirdest scam attempt ever?

By Violet Winters - 01/08/2023 04:00 - Canada - Calgary

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Today, a customer checking out a camera at my pawnshop asked if the memory cards got erased. I said yes. He asked if I had a case for it and I left to get it. I came back and the guy said, "There's naked pictures on this memory card!" I Look at the LCD screen and it's a picture of his own dick, which he'd just taken in the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 05:51 - United States

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Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML

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By paprikarulz - 01/07/2009 10:31 - Australia

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Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML

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By indecentcameraexposure - 05/09/2009 21:14 - Canada

Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

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Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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By khaelian - 08/12/2010 11:47

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Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried to see if there were any pictures so that I could identify them. No, I still don't know what they look like, but I have seen their penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By countrygirl8846 - 02/12/2015 15:02 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML

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By GLX - 14/06/2017 17:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML

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By weezel - 31/08/2010 13:13 - South Africa

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Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 01:15 - United States

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Today, I was reminded that I used by dad's camera all summer to take naked pictures for boyfriend when my dad sent me an email saying: "FYI: when you delete pictures directly off the camera they get uploaded as trash files when the camera is connected to the computer." He saw them all. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 1 August 2023 12:31

You should have just laughed at it and said, "With a dick like that, no wonder he was so desperate that he sold us his camera for a few bucks."

Justkidding100 41

Tuesday 1 August 2023 22:29

what is even the goal there? get a discount? be a pervert? hard to fathom

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 1 August 2023 12:31

You should have just laughed at it and said, "With a dick like that, no wonder he was so desperate that he sold us his camera for a few bucks."

Justkidding100 41

Tuesday 1 August 2023 22:29

what is even the goal there? get a discount? be a pervert? hard to fathom

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 August 2023 15:56

Maybe all of the above. It's a classic win-win!

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