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By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By shelly - 08/03/2012 22:23 - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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AKA taking a screenshot

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Campbellsville

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML

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By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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Lola Rose Tyler 17

Saturday 30 November 2019 2:41

When having sex & you get that feeling it’s squirting. 🤷🏾‍♀️

DGGD 4

Saturday 30 November 2019 5:19

That's what it feels like, you did squirt. Congratulations.

Comments

Lola Rose Tyler 17

Saturday 30 November 2019 2:41

When having sex & you get that feeling it’s squirting. 🤷🏾‍♀️

E2dav 5

Saturday 30 November 2019 3:39

It didn't smell of urine? Don't know why you didn't just go to the loo, but I suppose if he doesnt mind then your safe

DGGD 4

Saturday 30 November 2019 5:19

That's what it feels like, you did squirt. Congratulations.

smartjaguargurl 17

Saturday 30 November 2019 8:33

Believe it or not that’s actually what squirting feels like. Congrats!

evilplatypus 38

Saturday 30 November 2019 23:29

Chemical analysis of “squirting” is virtually indistinguishable from urine to the point that it’s a major controversy over whether or not squirting is actually a thing and not just peeing.

therainbowfaerie_ 8

Sunday 1 December 2019 2:21

It's mostly pee anyway, you're fine

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 3 December 2019 3:05

Some studies have shown that a full bladder makes an ****** more intense. Oh well, no need to lower his self esteem. You squirted in some form, so that's what matters. :D