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By  haweb

When you take a urine test, you're supposed to pee for a second or two before you actually fill the cup. I don't remember right now what they call it for that first two seconds, but yeh. They even have instructions on most walls.

For urine tests it's best to take a sample from the middle of your urination. That is, pee a little first, to get rid of any build up, then take sample, then finish peeing. That way the doctor gets the best sample, and you don't pee all over yourself :P

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By  haweb

When you take a urine test, you're supposed to pee for a second or two before you actually fill the cup. I don't remember right now what they call it for that first two seconds, but yeh. They even have instructions on most walls.

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For urine tests it's best to take a sample from the middle of your urination. That is, pee a little first, to get rid of any build up, then take sample, then finish peeing. That way the doctor gets the best sample, and you don't pee all over yourself :P

i thought it would be easier for guys to pee in a cup than women? apparently not! You were in a bathroom right, couldn't you just pee a bit in the cup then the rest in the toilet?

They might have told him to, possibly even for some other test, too.. when I was 16 I had a bottle of water, but they also told me to drink two more cups of water. I made it through the bottle and a cup, but by that last one I was ready to puke water lol

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