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By  haweb

When you take a urine test, you're supposed to pee for a second or two before you actually fill the cup. I don't remember right now what they call it for that first two seconds, but yeh. They even have instructions on most walls.

For urine tests it's best to take a sample from the middle of your urination. That is, pee a little first, to get rid of any build up, then take sample, then finish peeing. That way the doctor gets the best sample, and you don't pee all over yourself :P

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By  haweb

When you take a urine test, you're supposed to pee for a second or two before you actually fill the cup. I don't remember right now what they call it for that first two seconds, but yeh. They even have instructions on most walls.

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I suppose I could let it slide just this once, after all it was somewhat wrong of me to put the warning at the very end of my comment. I'll make sure to put the warning for this one at the start.............oh fuck I already started it, and would you look at that, forgot the warning. I guess I could just put it there now, but then what I am saying right now would be pointless, although I could delete this........but I know not to use my delete button enless it is 100% necessary, so i wont. But n

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I read every damn dirty word, I drank the words into my mind like the urine of a godly angel christened to roam the earth because her parents didn't think she wasn't getting out of the house enough.. I am ready for your punishment, I can take it, I survived the korean war dammit. Give me all you got. Hey, if I make it through your torture, maybe we can get a bite to eat sometime, maybe go rollerblading, see a flick, go dancing, maybe even.. Talk about our feelings over a Ben & Jerry's at my

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Dude. I do not take that shit lightly. Do you not understand the importance of your request? I plan to use your knowlegedge No_Heart, and perhaps your money to feed the poor and educate children all over the world about your wisdom. Think how easy I am making this for you. I have not asked you for 20-30 items that you and your elves will spend weeks and months hammering together up there at The North Pole.That I am about to say may be a bit unprecedented, but I’ve recently found it necessary to

For urine tests it's best to take a sample from the middle of your urination. That is, pee a little first, to get rid of any build up, then take sample, then finish peeing. That way the doctor gets the best sample, and you don't pee all over yourself :P

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I like to think that mine is more of a phoenix then a jet, gracefully spreading it's wings of fire as it flies out of my dick with tremendous pain.

i thought it would be easier for guys to pee in a cup than women? apparently not! You were in a bathroom right, couldn't you just pee a bit in the cup then the rest in the toilet?

They might have told him to, possibly even for some other test, too.. when I was 16 I had a bottle of water, but they also told me to drink two more cups of water. I made it through the bottle and a cup, but by that last one I was ready to puke water lol

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