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By kinkicali - / Tuesday 20 November 2012 08:43 / United States - Maple Valley
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By  HappyPanda2016  |  14

Oh my God. I just died a little.

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  gmaniac93  |  7

Keep it CUMMING.

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  FurryPride  |  9

Cum on guys, I don't get it. Explain it better.

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

It isn't hard to explain, but I can only give you a tip on how to finish figuring it out on your own. Just keep pushing forward until you get stuck, back track and try pushing forward again and repeat until it finally cums to you.

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  Pleonasm  |  31

That's only if her ear-ring got caught in/on it.

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  annie_nk  |  22

28 - Sometimes I think "pun" is your native tongue :)

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  dabeast15  |  7

U can't break ur dick u idiot!!

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Yeah, I can pop mine like a knuckle. And you can actually break a boner, despite the fact that it's just blood. -- The sac membranes can burst in the shaft and muscular damage can occur to the extent of it "bending" in half. Also, if an erect penis is bitten and punctured, it literally explodes. Just a fun cock fact for you guys. Thank me later

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  X_Codes  |  11

Yes. He's going to be mad at you for a while. Don't take it personally, it's just the natural consequences of your actions. I'm sure that if you can convince him it was an accident, you'll be free to headbutt his penis again.

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  kyleekay  |  24

14- This is true, it's just too bad there was a kink in OP's plans. She should keep her head up and try again, so her boyfriend isn't left feeling blue.

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  Pleonasm  |  31

Damn, I can tell when I've been outdone. At a glans, I can see that your puns are better on this one. I guess I dropped the ball on this one! That's all she sc-rote!

By  FlyingPie  |  17

That sucks.

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