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Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7165) - you deserved it (27297)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

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But I don't have testicles.

#5 - On 03/01/2010 at 10:05am by RedTriceratops

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Idiot Americans can't get it though their thick skulls that there's another English that non-Americans use.
For the Americans that do know about the other English, kudos to you. :D

#57 - On 03/01/2010 at 11:27am by nnhoang

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