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Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31668) - you deserved it (2634)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:02pm - animals - by theycallmekitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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wtf is wrong with your mom?

#1 - On 01/10/2013 at 9:11pm by bombshellbabee01

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make sure she doesn't start gerbiling with it

#2 - On 01/10/2013 at 9:11pm by rkmn8r

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