theycallmekitty
Decatur, United States
Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML
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bombshellbabee01 9
wtf is wrong with your mom?
rkmn8r 6
make sure she doesn't start gerbiling with it
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bombshellbabee01 9
wtf is wrong with your mom?
braja3249 4
Maybe you would get the paper done if you had basic grammar skills... Just saying.
thesubconscious 9
Why are you talking to OP when you are replying to a comment?
theycallmekitty 13
What's wrong with my grammar?
His_Holiness 18
She's being molested!
laya_fml 26
63, you're right. That probably would cause some mental damage. Especially, being molested by a rat.
GTAmax99 12
66- must be a big rat
MrBrightside21 20
71 - I think being molested by any rat could mess you up. But I wouldn't know. I'm too busy screwing a giant fish's brain out in the sewer. (like a baws)
stripeycrakers 7
There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be molested. Molestation is a bad thing, human or rodent, and it should be stopped.
freshberries22 17
You would think that if the rat was molesting her that she would put the thing down. Clearly momma likes her some rodent foreplay.
dRUMsKELETON 12
81 - that's such a great song, no matter how many times you listen to it. OP I sympathize with you, parents can be pretty disruptive with some of the weird stuff they say. I try to tune them out with some good music :)
WeAreAHurricane 14
Well OP you call yourself a kitty....
wolfgold2 20
Shes being MOLEstered!!!!!
rkmn8r 6
make sure she doesn't start gerbiling with it
capslockisgood 19
Because that would be a step too far. As of now, she's still sane.
sens3sfailing 24
God damn Peter Petigrew...
skellingtonfart 18
That's so funny. Both the Fml and this comment! This is what something my family, including me, would do! Hahahaha. That's what makes it so funny!
T9FTW 20
That's nice.
buddy51 23
Don't you mean "that's mice!"???
howdeedoo 22
No
T9FTW 20
ERMAHGERD, YES! I'd like to thank DocBastard, Perdix and generic internet memes. My comment bad, badder than yours.
N3766 20
#93, that's cute.
Camri_123 11
generic, but sarcastic.
TrueTriage 16
There's your English paper! It's being given to you write on the psychotic-ness of your family! Of course this is assuming its a free write
rockstar362 8
Or an essay on family life, or society's pressure on the individual , or how women are held back in society... Oh wait... That covers all highschool English papers...
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
109- you forgot legalizing pot.
beddington 7
All this while your dad and grand father smile at and play helicopter with their penises....
fluffykhan_23 4
What?
Charmillionaire 13
Try to be a little more subtle next time.
Trai 6
You were probably so excited that you thought of that comment too..
TrinityisLife 22
I must be the only one that got your reference O_o
XxDevilxXGt 26
No, it was just a forced reference. The smiling grandfather penis and helicopter reference has had its use in the past day, now we must let it rest.
kobelstone23 13
I got it too...youre not alone.,
howdeedoo 22
~sarcasm~
kevsandy303 12
Mole-sting her? Pun intended?
mralman16 5
You know schools today are bad when I didn't know what pun meant till this year and I'm about to graduate
MrPlopper 9
77-Or maybe it's just you that's bad at learning
mistercrow 9
Naked mole-rats are cool :D
sens3sfailing 24
I agree with 95. Don't blame the school for not being intelligent. It is the schools fault in some cases, but otherwise, if you work at learning, you will not be stupid. And I don't remember learning what a pun was from school anyway, and I am not trying to call you stupid
Clioo_fml 17
77, I don't think puns are in the curriculum?
untouchable763 10
That poor mouse!
theycallmekitty 13
He's not a mouse...he's a rat. There's a big difference. Also, don't feel bad for him, he is definitely a mommas boy....
BlowinChronic 18
A spoiled rat. Don't hear about one of those everyday haha
Catkam623 27
Oh god that poor rat!
sens3sfailing 24
That rat ass bastard...
Razi_tail 25
Lol my rats are spoiled!
samsam23t 8
I understand my rats are mamas girls.
sunkissedluster 20
Your mom needs to get laid... lol...
laya_fml 26
Apparently, the rat is taking care of that for her.
ohdode 9
The rat is gettin some
kumonsucks 7
Well with your name, "call me kitty" just go over and eat that annoying rat
sarah6786 14
Or paint the walls with it, like the woman's cat in her daughter's bedroom :)
PenguinBitch 43
Share it here! We'll help you out with the grammar and punctuation.
theycallmekitty 13
Thanks for the offer but I finally finished! I'll consult y'all first next time I'm having trouble with a paper.
BlowinChronic 18
Be careful though, I've seen plenty of people on here with god awful grammar.
sens3sfailing 24
~Wht r u tlking abt? i hardly ever c rly bad grammar on here and y do English tchers even care we r all on the Internet ne way so grammar don't matter no more like ohmigosh wht nrdz and losers care about that?~ I lost quite a few brain cells while writing that...