By theycallmekitty - 11/01/2013 00:02 - United States - Decatur

Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML
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theycallmekitty 13

He's not a mouse...he's a rat. There's a big difference. Also, don't feel bad for him, he is definitely a mommas boy....

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rkmn8r 6

make sure she doesn't start gerbiling with it

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MiloBear 11

I do pretty much the same thing with my rats. I tell them they are the prettiest rats in the world. Then when they play with me and they are "winning" I say, "Nooo, don't eat me! Don't eat me!" and I pretend to eat them back while giving them belly kisses. I'm sure one day my human kids will be so embarrassed of me ^_^

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andiw 6

I was dying to see the comments on this, wtf? Lol.

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nckjyc 13

Are you sure she's taking to her pet rat

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buckdharma 36

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed sigin and jingin the jango floatin like the heavens above it looks like muskrat love

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DaDivineDevil 11

If it was a pet mole, molesting would sound funny lol

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hiandrews69 29

My mom does that shit too. Except we have 4 dogs. The only boy, she calls her "little molester." The girls are all ******. She's a very profanic woman I guess.

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UMadBro_87 3

Does the rat have a name not unlike Lemmiwinks?

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ravensmite 7

Perhaps it is time to invest in large rat traps? After the rodent "mysteriously" escapes its cage, of course...

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TheMajesticBeard 2

If it's molesting her, why didn't you go help?

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