Chocolate sucks anyway!

Murderers I understand, but chocolate haters?

oh god 4, you really blew that one.

It's weird I know, but I've never had a taste for chocolate either.

^we don't care?

Have you tried white chocolate?

"White chcolate" is an oxymoron.

53 - Ehite chocolate isn't actually chocolate. No cocoa.

>people who don't get this pun

I might add that it's a good thing the children don't know what that is, but with this generation... I just can't be too sure.

So what if they do know? Oh yeah... Forgot... Knowledge is the devil.

The child is in kindergarten! I don't know how old you're supposed to be in the US, but in my country children around 3-4 years old go to our equivalent of kindergarten. I'd say it's pretty messed up if a 3 yo knew what blowjob meant.

Kids say the darndest things!

Grad memorable moment :)

That's hilarious

time to change schools lol.

Or.... She's a kindergartener and every kindergartener does embarrassing things, so she'll be fine?

You just never know what kids will say these days. It could have been worse, you got lucky.

Kids every generation.

Truly deserves the title of an,"Epic Troll."

When I was little my cousin told me that the name of the show I loved was actually called porn..lets just say the next day the worker at my daycare was very concerned when I said I liked watching porn and that it made me happy. Fyl op, I hope the teacher wasnt too big of a dick about the situation.

Ouch. I hope the teacher believes you and they don't call CPS on you. Your boy needs a good spanking too tho.

Sounds like they should be calling CPS on you because that disciplinary action is illegal in about 48 states and all Canada.

No, it's uh.... It's not illegal. Just don't stop over the line from spanking to child abuse.

Spanking is illegal in 1 state.

29... It SHOULD be illegal since the only group of people you can legally hit is literally children, but yeah it's not illegal (maybe in Canada, idk)

I don't understand all the fuss over spanking a child who misbehave as her son has. I was spanked when I misbehaved (not like every time I screwed up but if it was severe enough to warrant it) and I have no "mental scars". in fact the thought that people think I might from it is complete ludicrous. it made me understand that there are consequences for my actions and I didn't want those consequences. I'm afraid of a world where a child is given a lollipop and a pat on the back instead of a spanking when they misbehave

Your son is a Goober and your daughter is a Raisinet.