Animals: Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past... - FML

By theycallmekitty - 11/01/2013 00:02 - United States - Decatur

Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML

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theycallmekitty 13

Friday 11 January 2013 3:19

He's not a mouse...he's a rat. There's a big difference. Also, don't feel bad for him, he is definitely a mommas boy....

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bombshellbabee01 9

Friday 11 January 2013 3:11

wtf is wrong with your mom?

rkmn8r 6

Friday 11 January 2013 3:11

make sure she doesn't start gerbiling with it

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Maria_Obligacia 14

Friday 11 January 2013 19:26

Earplugs.

aaboydboyd 8

Friday 11 January 2013 23:45

sounds like the start of the Aristocrats....

blayzin 3

Saturday 12 January 2013 1:26

Dafuq did I just read…

Kitten_Calderon 14

Saturday 12 January 2013 4:53

Write about the taboo subject of how much is to much to love, say or do with a pet.

fakkumairaifu 14

Sunday 13 January 2013 11:43

...um, what the hell? I'm a big rat fan and have loved all the ones I've ever lived with... but clearly not the way your mom does.

dragonmonkey 9

Monday 14 January 2013 6:45

She must be a Spanish speaker. Molestar = to bother.

Krimzon 5

Monday 14 January 2013 8:52

Do Not Want...

gemmadaws 3

Saturday 19 January 2013 16:02

Trailer park stories never get old

Kk_Waylen24 21

Monday 1 April 2013 7:47

I am so sorry.

KamiChan_fml 5

Thursday 26 June 2014 2:03

Is that my sister in the future

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