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Today,hile Working At The Pet Store, I Had To Fed The Snakes. I'd Thawd Too Many Mice, So Instead Of Wasting One, I Fd It To Our Turtles. They Decidd To Play Tug Of War With It, Ripping It In Half In Front Of Several Terrifid Children. Fat FML


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On 08/23/2012 at 12:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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That sounds so horrific but for some reason I can't help but to giggle.

#1 - On 08/23/2012 at 5:03pm by americanLegion1

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I really doubt the "I like turtles" kid would have said that after watching this.

#2 - On 08/23/2012 at 5:03pm by Psych101

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