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By Anonymous / Thursday 23 August 2012 16:50 / Canada - London
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  HowAreYouToday  |  34

It's funny 'cuz it's true

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  mzrobinson  |  13

Hunger games is at least the same species against each other so your comment is irrelevant. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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  jizzwold  |  21

I can imagine him watching the horror unfold with his soulless, dead eyes and then slowly turning to you to mutter those immortal words, "I like turtles."

By  cutenessizme  |  4

Are turtles even carnivorous?

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  Grimmerie  |  31

A lot of amphibious turtles, or terrapins, eat almost nothing but meat as young turtles and develop a more vegetative diet as they get older. So, in other words, they are omnivores.

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  honestjane  |  19

Not only turtles, but some species of tortoises are, too. I have a box tortoise ( I live in south Louisiana) and he is strictly carnivorous. He refuses all leafy greens and veggies. He does love meal worms and other insects, though. If you let him, he'll eat an entire container of meal worms. I usually put them on a paper plate so he can see them better and he noms them down. If one tries to crawl away he'll kick it back into play and eat it.

By  bethyc4  |  26

Daphuq did I just read?!

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  lostinlabels  |  8

Say yolo again motherfu**er! I dare you! (Sam Jackson voice) This is how I imagine Doc when he's reading comments like this.

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  MichellinMan  |  20

I think it was about someone working at a pet store. She had to feed the snakes, but she realized that she thawed too many mice. So, she gave that mouse to the turtles. Unfortunately, children were watching. the turtles were playing tug-of-war with it, resulting in it being torn in half. I'm pretty sure that's what happened.

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  ambamm135  |  7

43, you don't say?

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  mikeofthunder  |  13

31 - so are you saying "dafuq" and all other words not published in any official dictionary aren't worth existing in the English Language? You seriously wanna go through the controversy and the trouble to bin all of these words used by millions of language users? Good luck.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Mikeofthunder - Did I say that? Did I say ANYTHING like that, or are you just putting stupid words in my mouth? What I said (rather clearly, I thought) is that the stupid FML comments like "dafuq" and "shitty situation" need to die. I wasn't referring to other jargon or slang. Get it now? Was that clear enough?

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  MichellinMan  |  20

No its not.

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