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Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21866) - you deserved it (3293)

On 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm - animals - by weep weep weep (man) - United States (Florida)

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Just make sure you never have sex around him.

#10 - On 03/12/2012 at 12:35am by EmilieAutumn

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Could come in handy… if your house were to catch on fire and the alarm somehow didn't sense it

#5 - On 03/12/2012 at 12:32am by haZzbin

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